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| #1831 |  | How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
 
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| #1832 |  | How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work? 
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| #1833 |  | Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!! Oh wait...
 I'm a computer, and you're a person.  It would never work out.
 Never mind.
 
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| #1834 |  | I *____knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just remember what it was.
 
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| #1835 |  | I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator. 
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| #1836 |  | I am NOMAD! 
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| #1837 |  | I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie
 
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| #1838 |  | I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say (in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
 -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
 
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| #1839 |  | I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can. 
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| #1840 |  | I asked the engineer who designed the communication terminal's keyboards why these were not manufactured in a central facility, in view of the
 small number needed [1 per month] in his factory.  He explained that this
 would be contrary to the political concept of local self-sufficiency.
 Therefore, each factory needing keyboards, no matter how few, manufactures
 them completely, even molding the keypads.
 -- Isaac Auerbach, IEEE "Computer", Nov. 1979
 
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