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 |  |  | #1881 |  | If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature.
 If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
 
 |  |  |  | #1882 |  | If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly. 
 |  |  |  | #1883 |  | If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist. 
 |  |  |  | #1884 |  | If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money. 
 |  |  |  | #1885 |  | If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
 the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.  And if *fifty*
 pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
 lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!  And if 1Gb of mail gets
 lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
 think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
 Net Mail ...
 -- Casey Leedom
 
 |  |  |  | #1886 |  | If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG. -- Phil Lapsley
 
 |  |  |  | #1887 |  | If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T. 
 |  |  |  | #1888 |  | "If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
 
 |  |  |  | #1889 |  | If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
 and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
 -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
 
 |  |  |  | #1890 |  | If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. -- Norm Schryer
 
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