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| #1951 |  | It's multiple choice time... 
 What is FORTRAN?
 
 a: Between thre and fiv tran.
 b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
 c: Ridiculous.
 
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| #1952 |  | "It's not just a computer -- it's your ass." -- Cal Keegan
 
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| #1953 |  | It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are? 
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| #1954 |  | ... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been found and thy program runneth.  And he that was dead came forth...
 -- John 11:43-44 [version 2.0?]
 
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| #1955 |  | Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it).
 -- Bill Joy 6/21/85
 
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| #1956 |  | Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get a prompt, type like hell.
 
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| #1957 |  | Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum. -- D. Gries
 
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| #1958 |  | Kiss your keyboard goodbye! 
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| #1959 |  | Know Thy User. 
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| #1960 |  | ((lambda (foo) (bar foo)) (baz)) 
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