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| #2261 |  | The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off.
 -- Bill Conrad
 
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| #2262 |  | The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
 
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| #2263 |  | The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night. 
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| #2264 |  | The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.
 -- Dennis M. Ritchie
 
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| #2265 |  | The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct. -- Ralph Hartley
 
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| #2266 |  | The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
 
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| #2267 |  | The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972
 
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| #2268 |  | The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.
 
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| #2269 |  | The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk. 
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| #2270 |  | The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X 
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