|  | 
| #2956 |  | "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2957 |  | "I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn." -- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitir about Michael Jackson
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2958 |  | While it cannot be proved retrospectively that any experience of possession, conversion, revelation, or divine ecstasy was merely an epileptic discharge,
 we must ask how one differentiates "real transcendence" from neuropathies
 that produce the same extreme realness, profundity, ineffability, and sense
 of cosmic unity.  When accounts of sudden religious conversions in TLEs
 [temporal-lobe epileptics] are laid alongside the epiphanous revelations of
 the religious tradition, the parallels are striking.  The same is true of the
 recent spate of alleged UFO abductees.  Parsimony alone argues against invoking
 spirits, demons, or extraterrestrials when natural causes will suffice.
 -- Barry L. Beyerstein, "Neuropathology and the Legacy of Spiritual
 Possession", The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 3, pg. 255
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2959 |  | "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on." - Samuel Goldwyn
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2960 |  | "We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement." -- Richard J. Daley
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2961 |  | "With molasses you catch flies, with vinegar you catch nobody." -- Baltimore City Councilman Dominic DiPietro
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2962 |  | "Lead us in a few words of silent prayer." -- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2963 |  | "I couldn't remember things until I took that Sam Carnegie course." -- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2964 |  | "Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned."
 -- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky
 
 | 
|  | 
| #2965 |  | "Ninety percent of baseball is half mental." -- Yogi Berra
 
 | 
|  | 
|  | 
|   ...            ...   |