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| #3276 |  | "Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing." -- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian
 
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| #3277 |  | "Facts are stupid things." -- President Ronald Reagan
 (a blooper from his speeach at the '88 GOP convention)
 
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| #3278 |  | "The argument that the literal story of Genesis can qualify as science collapses on three major grounds: the creationists' need to invoke
 miracles in order to compress the events of the earth's history into
 the biblical span of a few thousand years; their unwillingness to
 abandon claims clearly disproved, including the assertion that all
 fossils are products of Noah's flood; and their reliance upon distortion,
 misquote, half-quote, and citation out of context to characterize the
 ideas of their opponents."
 -- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Verdict on Creationism",
 The Skeptical Inquirer, Winter 87/88, pg. 186
 
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| #3279 |  | "An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code." -- an anonymous programmer
 
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| #3280 |  | "To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their equipment."
 -- Harv Masterson
 
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| #3281 |  | "Just think of a computer as hardware you can program." -- Nigel de la Tierre
 
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| #3282 |  | "If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time serving it..."
 -- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_
 
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| #3283 |  | "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
 
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| #3284 |  | "Card readers?  We don't need no stinking card readers." -- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a
 particularly vivid fantasy)
 
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| #3285 |  | Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness. 
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