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| #4708 |  | union, n.: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
 
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| #4709 |  | Universe, n.: The problem.
 
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| #4710 |  | University, n.: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable,
 and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix
 it, and ...
 
 [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying
 the credibility of the entire fortune program.  Ed.]
 
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| #4711 |  | Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible.
 
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| #4712 |  | untold wealth, n.: What you left out on April 15th.
 
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| #4713 |  | User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
 
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| #4714 |  | user, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
 -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"
 
 [I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
 when they meant "idiot."  Ed.]
 
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| #4715 |  | vacation, n.: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
 it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
 life-style to recuperate.
 
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| #4716 |  | Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
 amount of work already completed.
 
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| #4717 |  | Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 
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