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| #4048 | | gossip, n.:
Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
-- Earl Wilson
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| #4049 | | Goto, n.:
A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers
to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard
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| #4050 | | Government's Law:
There is an exception to all laws.
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| #4051 | | Grabel's Law:
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
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| #4052 | | Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]
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| #4053 | | grasshopotomaus:
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
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| #4054 | | Gravity:
What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
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| #4055 | | Gray's Law of Programming:
`_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
time as `_n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
`_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks.
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| #4056 | | Great American Axiom:
Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
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| #4057 | | Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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