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| #4913 |   | Graduate life: It's not just a job.  It's an indenture.
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| #4914 |   | Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads. They're just older.
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| #4915 |   | He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. 		-- Benjamin Franklin
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| #4916 |   | "He was a modest, good-humored boy.  It was Oxford that made him insufferable."
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| #4917 |   | He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general education and culture. 		-- Julia Norton McCorkle
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| #4918 |   | [He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set. 		-- Ring Lardner
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| #4919 |   | Higher education helps your earning capacity.  Ask any college professor.
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| #4920 |   | History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
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| #4921 |   | History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles, cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names. 		-- Leo Tolstoy
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| #4922 |   | How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? 		-- Elliot, "E.T."
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