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| #6664 | | Falling in Love
When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
-- Dave Barry
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| #6665 | | Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to
become good at it.
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| #6666 | | Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less:
"Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good ..."
Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to:
P.O. Box 35
Baffled Greek, Michigan
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| #6667 | | Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
-- St. Augustine
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| #6668 | | God is love, but get it in writing.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
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| #6669 | | "He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion."
-- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"
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| #6670 | | He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't
encounter many rivals.
-- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
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| #6671 | | Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
-- The Wizard of Oz
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| #6672 | | HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS:
Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to
tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
these words were spoken.
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| #6673 | | His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
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