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| #7438 |  | Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. -- Cornelia Otis Skinner
 
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| #7439 |  | Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge as good as any other.
 -- Philippe De Remi
 
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| #7440 |  | Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney.
 -- Honor'e de Balzac
 
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| #7441 |  | Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
 -- Honor'e de Balzac
 
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| #7442 |  | "You are *so* lovely." "Yes."
 "Yes!  And you take a compliment, too!  I like that in a goddess."
 
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| #7443 |  | You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.  You are
 avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.
 -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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| #7444 |  | You ask what a nice girl will do?  She won't give an inch, but she won't say no.
 -- Marcus Valerius Martialis
 
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| #7445 |  | You can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
 your dog.
 -- foolin' around
 
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| #7446 |  | You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you. 
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| #7447 |  | You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would. 
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