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| #6958 | | AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!
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| #6959 | | Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.
-- Moms Mabley
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| #6960 | | Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them
continues to pay for it.
-- Peggy Joyce
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| #6961 | | Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
-- Arthur Baer
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| #6962 | | Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
-- Norman Mailer
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| #6963 | | All heiresses are beautiful.
-- John Dryden
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| #6964 | | All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart.
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| #6965 | | All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
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| #6966 | | All the men on my staff can type.
-- Bella Abzug
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| #6967 | | All work and no pay makes a housewife.
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