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| #7552 |   |   Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that   can't keep them. -Anthony Haden-Guest
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| #7553 |   |   The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W.C. Fields
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| #7554 |   |   I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
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| #7555 |   |   We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -Isaac B. Singer
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| #7556 |   |   I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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| #7557 |   |   Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
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| #7558 |   |   After they got rid of capital punishment, they had to hang twice   as many people as before.
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| #7559 |   |   I never liked you, and I always will. -Samuel Goldwyn
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| #7560 |   |   Why don't you pair `em up in threes? -Yogi Berra
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| #7561 |   |   Our similarities are different. -Dale Berra, son of Yogi
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