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| #8253 |  | My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
 -- Woody Allen, on Epistemology
 
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| #8254 |  | My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. 
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| #8255 |  | My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. -- Oscar Wilde
 
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| #8256 |  | My philosophy is: Don't think. -- Charles Manson
 
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| #8257 |  | Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
 -- Abraham Lincoln
 
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| #8258 |  | Needs are a function of what other people have. 
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| #8259 |  | Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so. 
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| #8260 |  | Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference. 
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| #8261 |  | Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel. 
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| #8262 |  | Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. 
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