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| #8974 |   | Age before beauty; and pearls before swine. 		-- Dorothy Parker
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| #8975 |   | Aim for the moon.  If you miss, you may hit a star. 		-- W. Clement Stone
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| #8976 |   | Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing. 		-- The Mad Dogtender
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| #8977 |   | Alas, I am dying beyond my means. 		-- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]
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| #8978 |   | Alimony is the high cost of leaving.
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| #8979 |   | All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire.
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| #8980 |   | All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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| #8981 |   | -- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. -- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited 	carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. -- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. -- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated 	the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles. -- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally. -- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony. -- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well 	advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
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| #8982 |   | All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas. 		-- Kingfish
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| #8983 |   | All is fear in love and war.
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