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| #9971 |  | Under capitalism, man exploits man.  Under communism, it's just the opposite. -- J.K. Galbraith
 
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| #9972 |  | Under every stone lurks a politician. -- Aristophanes
 
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| #9973 |  | United Nations, New York, December 25.  The peace and joy of the Christmas season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military
 forces of the world.  Panic reigns in the hearts of all the patriots of
 every persuasion.  Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all-time
 low over the world.
 -- Isaac Asimov
 
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| #9974 |  | Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20.  The flag is described as red, white
 and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.
 -- Windsor-Heights Herald "Police Blotter", Jan 28, 1987
 
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| #9975 |  | Unquestionably, there is progress.  The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
 -- H. L. Mencken
 
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| #9976 |  | Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war. -- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"
 
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| #9977 |  | Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered].
 -- Gaius Julius Caesar
 
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| #9978 |  | Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all.  The conscientious historian will correct these defects.
 -- Herodotus
 
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| #9979 |  | Victory uber allies! 
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| #9980 |  | "Violence accomplishes nothing."  What a contemptible lie!  Raw, naked violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method
 ever employed.  Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the
 issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?
 
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