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| #271 |  | Push where it gives and scratch where it itches. 
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| #272 |  | Reality always seems harsher in the early morning. 
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| #273 |  | Reality does not exist -- yet. 
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| #274 |  | Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth? -- Patrick Sky
 
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| #275 |  | Reality is for people who lack imagination. 
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| #276 |  | Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity. -- Alvy Ray Smith
 
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| #277 |  | Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle science fiction. 
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| #278 |  | Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin
 
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| #279 |  | "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away". -- Philip K. Dick
 
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| #280 |  | Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over the first one.
 -- Confusion
 
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