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| #1001 |  | Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry. -- R.E. Schenk
 
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| #1002 |  | Happiness is a positive cash flow. 
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| #1003 |  | Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- Charlie McCarthy
 
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| #1004 |  | Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?
 
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| #1005 |  | He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. -- Bion
 
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| #1006 |  | He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet. 
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| #1007 |  | He who is content with his lot probably has a lot. 
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| #1008 |  | He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance. 
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| #1009 |  | "Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ..."
 
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| #1010 |  | "Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?"
 "Oh, about $500."
 "Whattaya got for collateral?"
 "Whattaya need?"
 "How about an eye?"
 -- Sam Giancana
 
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