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#991Fear is the greatest salesman.
-- Robert Klein
#992Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions, right here!
#993For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
-- Andy Capp
#994Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
-- Thomas Alva Edison
#995Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
#996Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

Corollary:
Following the rules will not get the job done.
#997"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around,
I'd rather lie around. No contest."
-- Eric Clapton
#998God help those who do not help themselves.
-- Wilson Mizner
#999God helps them that help themselves.
-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
#1000Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
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