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#1041I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.
#1042I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
#1043I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.
-- David Rockefeller
#1044I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman
#1045I:
The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
II:
If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
IV:
If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
V:
One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
output.
-- Norman Augustine
#1046If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
#1047If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
-- G.K. Chesterton
#1048If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
-- W.C. Fields
#1049If all else fails, lower your standards.
#1050If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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