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#1061If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real
good, you will get out of it.
#1062If you are over 80 years old and accompanied by your parents, we will
cash your check.
#1063If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;
over 80 you are neglecting your golf.
-- Walter Hagen
#1064If you aren't rich you should always look useful.
-- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
#1065If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
-- J. Paul Getty
#1066If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
#1067If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
#1068If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed.
#1069If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
#1070If you don't have time to do it right, where are you going to find the time
to do it over?
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