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#10751Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.

Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
#10752Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.
#10753Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
#10754Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
#10755Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus.

Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
#10756Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.
#10757Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
#10758Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
#10759Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
#10760Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
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