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#1161Neckties strangle clear thinking.
-- Lin Yutang
#1162Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
-- Lazarus Long
#1163Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss
the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
#1164Never buy from a rich salesman.
-- Goldenstern
#1165Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
-- Thomas Jefferson
#1166Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
#1167Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
-- Billy Rose
#1168Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
-- Quentin Crisp
#1169Never let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is
doing it.
#1170Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
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