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#1461What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
#1462What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
#1463What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.
#1464What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody
really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time,
whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for
two to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a.m. This way we could
all wake up via a civilized gradual process of stretching and belching and
scratching, and it would still be only 7 a.m. when we were ready to actually
emerge from bed.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
#1465Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon
#1466When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's where the money is.
-- Robespierre
#1467When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,"
it's the money.
-- Kim Hubbard
#1468When all else fails, read the instructions.
#1469When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
#1470When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
-- James H. Boren
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