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#1951It's multiple choice time...

What is FORTRAN?

a: Between thre and fiv tran.
b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
c: Ridiculous.
#1952"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-- Cal Keegan
#1953It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
#1954... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been
found and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth...
-- John 11:43-44 [version 2.0?]
#1955Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac
(and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85
#1956Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get
a prompt, type like hell.
#1957Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.
-- D. Gries
#1958Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
#1959Know Thy User.
#1960((lambda (foo) (bar foo)) (baz))
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