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#2701It is your destiny.
- Darth Vader
#2702Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
#2703How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
#2704How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
#2705To be is to program.
#2706To program is to be.
#2707I program, therefore I am.
#2708People are very flexible and learn to adjust to strange
surroundings -- they can become accustomed to read Lisp and
Fortran programs, for example.
- Leon Sterling and Ehud Shapiro, Art of Prolog, MIT Press
#2709"I am your density."
-- George McFly in "Back to the Future"
#2710"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here."
-- Biff in "Back to the Future"
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