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| #3031 | | "And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the
basement:
1) Don't give him a chance to hit you on the
head with an axe!
2) Flee the premises... even if you're in your
underwear.
3) Warn the neighbors and call the police.
But whatever else you do... DON'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th
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| #3032 | | Victory or defeat!
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| #3033 | | "Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."
-- Harlan Ellison
|
|
| #3034 | | "It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even
*I* don't know how it works!"
-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
|
|
| #3035 | | "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
-- George Carlin
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| #3036 | | A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
|
|
| #3037 | | "Daddy, Daddy, make
Santa Claus go away!"
"I can't, son;
he's grown too
powerful."
"HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
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|
| #3038 | | "If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
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| #3039 | | "Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the
one holding it"
-- Captain Combat
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| #3040 | | Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman
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