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| #3051 | | "And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
-- Spaceballs
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| #3052 | | Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical
experiments instead of rats?
a) There are more lawyers than rats.
b) The scientist's don't become as
emotionally attached to them.
c) There are some things that even rats
won't do for money.
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| #3053 | | "During the race
We may eat your dust,
But when you graduate,
You'll work for us."
-- Reed College cheer
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| #3054 | | Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
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| #3055 | | Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the
splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope,
for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #3056 | | "We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
-- James Watt
|
|
| #3057 | | "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin
|
|
| #3058 | | "To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen
|
|
| #3059 | | Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
|
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| #3060 | | "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
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