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| #3091 | | "All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact,
barely presentable."
-- Fran Lebowitz
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| #3092 | | "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
-- Lily Tomlin
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| #3093 | | Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
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| #3094 | | "Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!"
-- Buckaroo Banzai
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| #3095 | | "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid"
-- the artificial person, from _Aliens_
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| #3096 | | "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead
girl or a live boy."
-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards
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| #3097 | | David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans":
* Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO
* Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"
* Hourly motel rates
* Vast majority of Elvis movies made here
* Didn't just give up right away during World War II like some
countries we could mention
* Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be worn only by weenies
* Our well-behaved golf professionals
* Fabulous babes coast to coast
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| #3098 | | "Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!"
"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"
-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger
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| #3099 | | Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.
-- Russian Proverb
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| #3100 | | "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good,
you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
-- Howard Aiken
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