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| #3101 | | "When anyone says `theoretically,' they really mean `not really.'"
-- David Parnas
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| #3102 | | "No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it."
-- C. Schulz
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| #3103 | | "The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make
empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made
a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the
bonds of Hell."
-- Saint Augustine
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| #3104 | | "For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
-- F. Borquin
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| #3105 | | "I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we
get to keep all our old mistakes."
-- Dennie van Tassel
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| #3106 | | "The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones."
-- Nathaniel Howe
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| #3107 | | "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_
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| #3108 | | Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that
you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied,
"That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your
mistress."
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| #3109 | | "He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny
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| #3110 | | "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_
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