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| #3541 | | Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
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| #3542 | | Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is
the triumph of hope over experience.
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| #3543 | | "The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."
-- G. Fitch
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| #3544 | | "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain
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| #3545 | | "I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have
included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. This
technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign. My
carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go by some more."
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM, in alt.conspiracy
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| #3546 | | "If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in
the cigarettes?"
-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
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| #3547 | | "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Comedian Jay Leno
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| #3548 | | "Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'"
-- Comedian Jay Leno
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| #3549 | | "Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
-- Lucy Van Pelt
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| #3550 | | "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_
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