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| #3731 | | Arthur's Laws of Love:
(1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be
delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of
yourself in person.
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| #3732 | | ASCII:
The control code for all beginning programmers and those who would
become computer literate. Etymologically, the term has come down as
a contraction of the often-repeated phrase "ascii and you shall
receive."
-- Robb Russon
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| #3733 | | Atlanta:
An entire city surrounded by an airport.
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| #3734 | | Auction:
A gyp off the old block.
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| #3735 | | audophile, n:
Someone who listens to the equipment instead of the music.
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| #3736 | | Authentic:
Indubitably true, in somebody's opinion.
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| #3737 | | Automobile, n.:
A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
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| #3738 | | Bachelor:
A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
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| #3739 | | Bachelor:
A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
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| #3740 | | Backward conditioning:
Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
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