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| #3751 | | Barth's Distinction:
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
types, and those who don't.
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| #3752 | | Baruch's Observation:
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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| #3753 | | Basic Definitions of Science:
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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| #3754 | | BASIC, n.:
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
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| #3755 | | Bathquake, n.:
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #3756 | | Battle, n.:
A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that
will not yield to the tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #3757 | | Beauty, n.:
The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #3758 | | Beauty:
What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.
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| #3759 | | Begathon, n.:
A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so
you won't have to watch commercials.
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| #3760 | | Beifeld's Principle:
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive
young female increases by pyramidical progression when he
is already in the company of (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a
better-looking and richer male friend.
-- R. Beifeld
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