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| #3811 | | Bunker's Admonition:
You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
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| #3812 | | Burbulation:
The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #3813 | | Bureau Termination, Law of:
When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
the number of employees in that bureau will double within
12 months after the decision is made.
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| #3814 | | bureaucracy, n:
A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
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| #3815 | | Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
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| #3816 | | bureaucrat, n:
A politician who has tenure.
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| #3817 | | Burke's Postulates:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
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| #3818 | | Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
(1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
(3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again perfectly
balanced.
(4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
-- Robert Burns
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| #3819 | | buzzword, n:
The fly in the ointment of computer literacy.
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| #3820 | | byob, v:
Believing Your Own Bull
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