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| #3851 | | clairvoyant, n.:
A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3852 | | Clarke's Conclusion:
Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.
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| #3853 | | Clay's Conclusion:
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
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| #3854 | | clone, n:
1. An exact duplicate, as in "our product is a clone of their
product." 2. A shoddy, spurious copy, as in "their product
is a clone of our product."
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| #3855 | | Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated
than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere,
bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
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| #3856 | | COBOL:
An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
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| #3857 | | COBOL:
Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
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| #3858 | | Cohen's Law:
There is no bottom to worse.
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| #3859 | | Cohn's Law:
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less
time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend
all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
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| #3860 | | Cold, adj.:
When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
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