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| #3931 | | disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
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| #3932 | | Distinctive, adj.:
A different color or shape than our competitors.
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| #3933 | | Distress, n.:
A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3934 | | divorce, n:
A change of wife.
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| #3935 | | Documentation:
Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
speaking persons.
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| #3936 | | double-blind experiment, n:
An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied
by a strong belief in the tooth fairy.
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| #3937 | | Dow's Law:
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
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| #3938 | | Drakenberg's Discovery:
If you can't seem to find your glasses,
it's probably because you don't have them on.
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| #3939 | | Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
of your eyes.
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| #3940 | | drug, n:
A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
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