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| #4111 | | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
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| #4112 | | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
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| #4113 | | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
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| #4114 | | Howe's Law:
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
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| #4115 | | Hubbard's Law:
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
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| #4116 | | Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to... to... uh.....
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| #4117 | | IBM Pollyanna Principle:
Machines should work. People should think.
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| #4118 | | IBM's original motto:
Cogito ergo vendo; vendo ergo sum.
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| #4119 | | IBM:
[International Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty
Machines or The Lawyer's Friend. The dominant force in computer
marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware
and 10% of all software. To protect itself from the litigious envy
of less successful organizations, such as the US government, IBM
employs 68% of all known ex-Attorneys' General.
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| #4120 | | IBM:
I've Been Moved
Idiots Become Managers
Idiots Buy More
Impossible to Buy Machine
Incredibly Big Machine
Industry's Biggest Mistake
International Brotherhood of Mercenaries
It Boggles the Mind
It's Better Manually
Itty-Bitty Machines
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