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| #4151 | | Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.
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| #4152 | | Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.
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| #4153 | | Jim Nasium's Law:
In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people
using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to
each other so that everybody is cramped.
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| #4154 | | job interview, n.:
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
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| #4155 | | job Placement, n.:
Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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| #4156 | | jogger, n.:
An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
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| #4157 | | Johnny Carson's Definition:
The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
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| #4158 | | Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.
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| #4159 | | Johnson's law:
Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
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| #4160 | | Jones' First Law:
Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an
obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the
importance of their original contribution.
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