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#4171Kennedy's Market Theorem:
Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
you've got to go broke.
#4172Kent's Heuristic:
Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.
#4173kern, v.:
1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear
of corn. 2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small,
metal object used as part of the monetary system.
#4174kernel, n.:
A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval
traditions of sorcery and black art.
#4175Kettering's Observation:
Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
#4176Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness:
Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
#4177Kin, n.:
An affliction of the blood.
#4178Kington's Law of Perforation:
If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such
as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest
part of the paper.
#4179Kinkler's First Law:
Responsibility always exceeds authority.

Kinkler's Second Law:
All the easy problems have been solved.
#4180Kliban's First Law of Dining:
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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