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| #4251 | | marriage, n.:
An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply
in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing
that love. In short, committment to an institution.
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| #4252 | | marriage, n.:
Convertible bonds.
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| #4253 | | Marriage, n.:
The evil aye.
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| #4254 | | Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth:
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
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| #4255 | | Maryann's Law:
You can always find what you're not looking for.
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| #4256 | | Maslow's Maxim:
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like
a nail.
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| #4257 | | Mason's First Law of Synergism:
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
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| #4258 | | mathematician, n.:
Some one who believes imaginary things appear right before your _i's.
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| #4259 | | Matz's Law:
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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| #4260 | | May's Law:
The quality of correlation is inversly proportional to the density
of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)
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