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| #4421 | | QOTD:
"A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."
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| #4422 | | QOTD:
"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
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| #4423 | | QOTD:
"Do you smell something burning or is it me?"
-- Joan of Arc
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| #4424 | | QOTD:
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
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| #4425 | | QOTD:
"East is east... and let's keep it that way."
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| #4426 | | QOTD:
"Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
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| #4427 | | QOTD:
"Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there,
I go to work."
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| #4428 | | QOTD:
"Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
to late to punish."
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| #4429 | | QOTD:
"He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."
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| #4430 | | QOTD:
"He's on the same bus, but he's sure as hell got a different
ticket."
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