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#4451QOTD:
"I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either..."
#4452QOTD:
"I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."
#4453QOTD:
"I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint. And then go on
strike. To make less money."
#4454QOTD:
"I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back
all of my stuff."
#4455QOTD:
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial."
#4456QOTD:
"If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything."
#4457QOTD:
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the cologne, now would I?"
#4458QOTD:
"If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie."
#4459QOTD:
"If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
#4460QOTD:
"In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."
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