 |
| #4591 | | Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
attracted to dark objects.
|
|
| #4592 | | Slous' Contention:
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
|
|
| #4593 | | Slurm, n.:
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when
it sits in the dish too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
|
| #4594 | | Snacktrek, n.:
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have
materialized.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
|
| #4595 | | snappy repartee:
What you'd say if you had another chance.
|
|
| #4596 | | Sodd's Second Law:
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
|
|
| #4597 | | Software, n.:
Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
|
|
| #4598 | | Some points to remember [about animals]:
(1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri,
hippopotamuses;
(2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the
front of your clothes;
(3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs
you have just kicked.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|
|
| #4599 | | spagmumps, n.:
Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
|
|
| #4600 | | Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading:
The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
number of times you have looked at it.
|
|
|
| ... ... |
