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| #4601 | | Spence's Admonition:
Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
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| #4602 | | Spirtle, n.:
The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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| #4603 | | Spouse, n.:
Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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| #4604 | | squatcho, n.:
The button at the top of a baseball cap.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #4605 | | standards, n.:
The principles we use to reject other people's code.
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| #4606 | | statistics, n.:
A system for expressing your political prejudices in convincing
scientific guise.
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| #4607 | | Steckel's Rule to Success:
Good enough is never good enough.
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| #4608 | | Steele's Law:
There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men
or fewer than one hundred.
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| #4609 | | Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy:
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have
another drink.
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| #4610 | | Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming:
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
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