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| #4691 | | toilet toup'ee, n.:
Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #4692 | | Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
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| #4693 | | transfer, n.:
A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.
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| #4694 | | transparent, adj.:
Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.
"It's there, but you can't see it"
-- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964.
virtual, adj.:
Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object.
"I can see it, but it's not there."
-- Lady Macbeth.
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| #4695 | | travel, n.:
Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.
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| #4696 | | "Trust me":
Translation of the Latin "caveat emptor."
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| #4697 | | Truthful, adj.:
Dumb and illiterate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4698 | | Tsort's Constant:
1.67563, or precisely 1,237.98712567 times the difference between
the distance to the sun and the weight of a small orange.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic" (slightly modified)
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| #4699 | | Turnaucka's Law:
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
electrical cord.
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| #4700 | | Tussman's Law:
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
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