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| #491 |   | E.T. GO HOME!!!  (And take your Smurfs with you.)
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| #492 |   | Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. 		-- Fred Allen
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| #493 |   | Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak! 		-- Bullwinkle Moose
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| #494 |   | Elwood:  What kind of music do you get here ma'am? Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
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| #495 |   | Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing? 		-- Rich Little
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| #496 |   | Everyone is in the best seat. 		-- John Cage
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| #497 |   | Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door. 		-- Marlo Thomas
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| #498 |   | Fast ship?  You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? 		-- Han Solo
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| #499 |   | "First things first -- but not necessarily in that order" 		-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
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| #500 |   | Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
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