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| #4991 | | Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
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| #4992 | | Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
-- Folk saying
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| #4993 | | "Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."
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| #4994 | | Spelling is a lossed art.
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| #4995 | | Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...
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| #4996 | | Teachers have class.
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| #4997 | | The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
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| #4998 | | The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with
the earliest class.
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| #4999 | | The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from
one graveyard to another.
-- J. Frank Dobie, "A Texan in England"
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| #5000 | | The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned
into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.D.
-- Nelson Algren, "Writers at Work"
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