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#5001 "The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff
and blow, "is to learn something. That's the only thing that never fails.
You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at
night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love,
you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your
honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for
it then -- to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is
the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be
tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. Learning
is the only thing for you. Look what a lot of things there are to learn."
-- T.H. White, "The Once and Future King"
#5002The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
#5003The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his
intellectual nakedness.
-- Robert M. Hutchins
#5004The end of the world will occur at three p.m., this Friday, with
symposium to follow.
#5005The future is a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H.G. Wells
#5006The important thing is not to stop questioning.
#5007The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.
-- Menander
#5008The only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches us nothing.
-- Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog)
#5009The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn.
-- Earl Warren

That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all
the lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-- Georg Hegel

HISTORY: Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we learn
nothing from history. I know people who can't even learn from what happened
this morning. Hegel must have been taking the long view.
-- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime Vocab"
#5010The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
-- Hegel

I know guys can't learn from yesterday ... Hegel must be taking the long view.
-- John Brunner, "Stand on Zanzibar"
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