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| #5051 | | You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
-- H.H. Munro
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| #5052 | | You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
-- J. D. Salinger
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| #5053 | | You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
-- Alfred Kahn
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| #5054 | | "You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a plowshare,
your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture"
-- Business Professor, University of Georgia
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| #5055 | | Your education begins where what is called your education is over.
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| #5056 | | A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
"What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
"The Czech is in the male," replied the second.
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| #5057 | | Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went
on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
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| #5058 | | According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
-- David Letterman
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| #5059 | | "All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands."
-- Saint Patrick
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| #5060 | | Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf. Then they had
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
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