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| #5311 |   | Killing turkeys causes winter.
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| #5312 |   | Kissing don't last, cookery do. 		-- George Meredith
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| #5313 |   | Kitchen activity is highlighted.  Butter up a friend.
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| #5314 |   | Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. 		-- Tommy Cooper
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| #5315 |   | Last week's pet, this week's special.
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| #5316 |   | Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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| #5317 |   | Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it.  You have to eat it nevertheless. 		-- Flaubert
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| #5318 |   | "Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
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| #5319 |   | Life is like a tin of sardines.  We're, all of us, looking for the key. 		-- Beyond the Fringe
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| #5320 |   | Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
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